I know, I know, I promised to write here at least every week and I just haven't been keeping up with that promise.
It's not that I was abducted by aliens (although that is almost the case after the weird UFOs I watched fly over my cottage one night this summer. They were red and looked like they were on fire! There were about 22 of them and they all flew in exactly the same path silently across the dark night sky. I'm not talking fireworks here. No doubt they were the real deal. Plogger phone home!).
I wasn't trampled by a pack of wild mustangs (although that is almost the case after an exciting vacation at a farm in NY State where I moved some GINORMOUS belgian draft horses from one field to another and almost became one with the earth. Literally.)
And I wasn't put on a reality t.v. show (although that is almost the case because my family is so funny and crazy and weird, we really should have one!)
No.
Nothing quite as exciting as any of that.
I actually just ended up with some writer's cramp after trying to keep up with this Plog and my brand spanking new BLOG that I created to share my stories about being a
LEGISLATIVE
PAGE
Or more appropriately, PEYge.
It's true. I was accepted into the Page Program! Exciting!!!!!!!
So you see, I just can't continue writing here, writing there, being awesome AND saving the world all at once. I had to give something up. It wasn't being awesome.
Don't get upset. Don't cry. It's okay. Everything will be fine. I promise. I just need a little time to focus on my other blog for a little while until I can come back and re-AWESOME-IZE this PLOG all over again!
Until then, you can at least get a little bit of my awesomeness by reading my blog, The Adventures of a Legislative PEYge right here:
Okay?
Okay.
See you there!
---PeyThePlogger